First Glorious Jedi Council of the Banana Peel

The First Glorious Jedi Council of the Banana Peel was convened after the then current Grand Master of the Jedi Order slipped on a banana peel that had been dropped by one of the earliest Dark Lords of the Sith. This emergency session was tasked with dealing with the possibility that the Sith were not taking the conflict seriously, and that something had to be done about their rampant silliness. As such, they came up with The Great Words of Doom and Not So Great Words of Poo, a list which forevermore helped to define the bounds between real and fake warfare.

In the wake of the council, the Jedi Master who had slipped went after and killed the Dark Lord responsible, thus bringing an end to the silliness, for now...