Firmus Piett
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| Colonel Sandurz (changed name to Firmus Piett in 0 ABY) | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Manchester, England |
| Born |
Before the rise of Those Bloody Annoying Scum |
| Died |
5 ABY after some bloody drunken fool of a bugger crashed into the jolly ol' Executor |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Human |
| Gender | |
| Height |
2 Meters |
| Hair color |
Dark and greying |
| Eye color |
Blue |
| Cybernetics |
Cookies and milks dispenser |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Era(s) |
That Bloody Annoying War (also known as the Galactic Civil War) |
| Affiliation | |
| Known masters | |
- "They're seriously going to attack us, old boy."
- ―Piett, aboard the Executor before being PWNed by Rebels
- "Oh, bugger."
- ―Piett's last words
Firmus Piett was a fine ol' bloke who replaced jolly old Admiral Ozzel upon the latter's ripping good show of strangulation as induced by Lord Vader. He was famous for, er... (Scratches head) being PWNed by Rebels. Yes. PWNed by Rebels. That'll do.
Trivia
Before joining the Imperial Navy, he was chef for the Imperial Army base on Ryloth and held the rank of Colonel. His specialty was fried chicken. He had a son, Jek Porkins while he was there. He resigned his commission and fled after Porkins' birth, joining the Imperial Navy and changing his name to Firmus Piett (his original name was Sandurz) in order to escape his creditors. It is later discovered that Admiral Piett had a run with the Communist Canadian Mountain Police in 1984, resulting in the lost of both of his parents. He used to have nightmares at night, occasionally wetting his bed.
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