Fifteenth Battle of Coruscant (Second and a half Galactic Civil War (month three)

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Fifteenth Battle of Coruscant (Second and a half Galactic Civil War (month three) was yet another battle on Coruscant. It was started by those stupid dumb toddlers trying to defeat the scary guy that comes into your room at night. The war occurred because there was only one glass of blue milk left. Both sides couldn't decide who would get the final glass, so they just started fighting stupidly. Don't Ask Me why it had to be Coruscant. There are other planets, you know.