Fanboy

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A fanboy being geeky at Celebration IV, next to an ARC Trooper, who in actuality is just another super geeky fanboy
"She is so freakin' hott!"
―Some geeky fanboy

Fanboys were super geeky male Star Wars fans. They often drooled over Princess Leia in her slave outfit, Padmé in her Attack of the Clones outfit, Senator Bana Breemu in her Playboy issue, and Aayla Secura wearing nothing. Fanboys also often wore Star Wars shirts with their favorite characters on it, and often debated on whether or not Palpatine truly let Shaft Windu defeat him in their duel.

Most fanboys are losers without a girlfriend, and they surround fangirls at conventions, such as Celebration IV. The hardcore fanboys enjoy collecting Star Wars memorabilia, such as toys, lightsabers, video games, comic books, novels, and posters of Aayla Secura. Even more hardcore fanboys dress up as characters in the movies or Expanded Universe; the more obscure, the better. Extreme fanboys start such wikis as Wookieepedia.

Did we mention Louis Skolnick?

Non-Star Wars related hobbies of fanboys include popping pimples, biting their nails, playing endless games of Minesweeper, World of Warcraft, or Sim City, praising Weird Al for his "creativity," editing Wookiepedia, and doing math on their computer. They might look like Louis Skolnick or that guy from Beauty and the Geek.

Sometimes it's just touching when two fanboys get together.