England

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"Want a cup of tea, old chap?"
―A stereotypical Englishman

England was a place far from the centre of the galaxy. Most Imperial guys came from England, because English people have more eeeevil accents. Or perhaps because American villains are cheesy. Anyway, in England people drink tea. Or so the rest of the galaxy thinks, anyway.