ET

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Ernest Thompson (ET)
Biographical information
Homeworld

Green Planet

Physical description
Species

Earless giraffe/Frog hybrid

Gender

Hermaphrodite

Height

Short

Chronological and political information
"Ouch!"
―ET

ET was a Child of the Green Planet that visited Earth. While on said planet, he ran into Yoda who was sightseeing. They went shopping together and ET bought many Milky Way bars and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups to give to his friends back home. ET was the grandson of former Senator ET AL of the Green Plant. He had no force powers what so ever but he was pretty good at saying "Ouch".