Don Solo
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- "Good riddance, Darth Lucas!"
- ―Don Solo
Don Solo was a sadistic idiot who never showed himself to mankind. He was shot dead by SuperShadow in 4,567,436,142 ABY, a looooooooooooooonnnnnnnngggggggggg time after Darth Lucas attempted to kill SuperShadow, but ended up on Alderaan, where the hippies strangled him till Darth Vader pushed his reset button. Solo kept 157 puppies on his planet, Cathomir. The dogs didn't really like the name.
