Disruptor
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- Darth Vader: "I want them alive, no disintegrations."
- Kanye West: "Yo Darth Vader, Ima let you finish but George Bush wouldn't because he don't care about black people!!"
- — Darth Vader and Kanye West
A Disruptor was a ranged..........
- "Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but Beyonce's voice has one of the best ranges ever!!"
- ―Kanye West
weapon..........
- "Yo <insert name here> Ima let you finish reading, but Beyonce's bodyguards have some pretty awesome weapons!!"
- ―Kanye West
that could destroy..........
- "Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but Beyonce could totally destroy Taylor Swift in a fight!!"
- ―Kanye West
the molecules of your body..........
- "Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but Beyonce has one of the sexiest bodies of all time!!"
- ―Kanye West
in mere seconds..........
- "Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but I wrote most of my music in mere seconds!!"
- ―Kanye West
On most planets disruptors were illigal and banned by local government..........
- Kanye West: "Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but the government is trying to keep a brother down and.."
- Barack Obama: "Oh Shut the fuck up you jackass!!"
- — Kanye West and Barack Obama.
Admiral Ackbar was known to carry a disruptor on his person at all time..........
- "Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but...wait who's the hot looking fish dude wearing white? Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and fool around?"
- ―Motherfucking gay fish