Devastator
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| DEVASTATOR! | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | |
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PUNY HUMANS! |
| Physical description | |
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BIG!!!!! |
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| Eye color |
GREEN!!!! |
| Cybernetics |
DEVASTATOR IS ROBOT!!!! |
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DEVASTATOR IS DECEPTICON TRANSFORMER FROM CYBERTRON!!!!!! HE TURN INTO BIG SHIP!!!!!!!!! HE ALSO TURN INTO LITTLE DECEPTICONS THAT TURN INTO LITTLE TRUCKS!!!!!!! CRUSH AUTOBOTS!!!!!! CRUSH PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEVASTATOR WORK FOR PUNY EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!! HE LIKE GOOD PUNY HUMAN MASTER!!!!!!!!!! HE NO LIKE BAD PUNY DECEPTICON MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR HELP PUNY HUMAN MASTER KIDNAP LADY AND PUNY ROBOTS AND OTHER PUNY REBELS! BUT LADY NOT AS PRETTY AS MEGAN FOX!!!! DEVASTATOR LOVE MEGAN FOX!!!!! DEVASTATOR RAPE HER!!!!!!!
DEVASTATOR LIKE TWILIGHT! BIG FAN OF DARTH CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEVASTATOR PUNY LIFE!!!!!!!!
DEVASTATOR BORN ON PLANET CYBERTRON WHEN LITTLE DECEPTICONS JOIN TOGETHER TO TURN INTO DEVASTATOR!!!!!!!!! HE SMASH AUTOBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTERWARDS DEVASTATOR READ TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT HARD TO READ!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR MAKE PUNY STARSCREAM READ TWILIGHT TO DEVASTATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR LIKE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR LOVE BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR LOVE DARTH CULLEN BUT STARSCREAM REALLY LOVE DARTH CULLEN EVEN MORE[2]!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR NO LIKE JACOB!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR WANT BELLA TO BE WITH SPARKLY EDWARD NOT JACOB!!!!!!!! CRUSH JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUNY DARTH BAY FIND DEVASTATOR AND MAKE HIM STAR IN PORNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MAKE LOTS OF MONEY AND MAKE LOTS OF SEXY LADIES LIKE DEVASTATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
AFTERWARDS DEVASTATOR GO TO PUNY EMPIRE AND SCAN BIG SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUNY DARTH VADER AND LITTLE WHITE HUMANS COME AND GO INSIDE DEVASTATOR, IT MAKE DEVASTATOR FEEL GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUNY MASTER VADER HELP DEVASTATOR CRUSH PLANETS!!!!!!!!!!! CRUSHING PLANETS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR LIKE NEW MASTER BETTER THAN OLD MASTER WHO JUST TRY TO PLAY WITH DEVASTATOR ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE DAY DEVASTATOR EAT LITTLE SHIP!!!!!!!!! IT TASTE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! THERE GAY PUNY ROBOT AND LITTLE PUNY ROBOT AND UGLY LADY INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR HERO!!!!!!!!!!! HE HELP EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! HE NO HELP DECEPTICONS ANYMORE, THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AFTERWARDS
DEVASTATOR DIE!!!!!! KNOW WHY? HE NOT IN TRANSFORMERS 3!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR NO LIKE THIS!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR SMASH DARTH BAY!!!!!!!!!
PRETTY LADIES
DEVASTATOR LIKE PRETTY LADIES! MEGAN FOX IS PRETTIEST!!!!!!! NEW CHICK WHO THERE INSTEAD OF MEGAN FOX NO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE PRETTY? PRETTY ROBOT GIRLS!!!!!!! GURI IS PRETTY ROBOT GIRL!!!!!!!!! HATSUNE MIKU IS PRETTY ROBOT GIRL!!!!!!!!! SAMUS IS PRETTY ROBOT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! STEVE PERRY IS PRETTY ROBOT GIRL...oh wait, Steve Perry not girl.
SEE ALSO!
- PUNY ARTICLE BY PUNY WARSIES WHO NO KNOW THAT DEVASTATOR IS ROBOT!
- PUNY ARTICLE BY PUNY TRANSFANS WHO NO KNOW THAT DEVASTATOR IS SHIP!
PUNY CITATIONS!!!!!!!
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