Deserted bar on the other side of town

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There it is. Unguarded.

The deserted bar on the other side of town is a deserted bar on the other side of town. A town on Tatooine to be exact, quite possibly Mos Eisley. Not much is known about this deserted bar on the other side of town, as it is a deserted bar on the other side of town, except that it is a deserted bar on the other side of town. It is mostly visited by mysterious dark people, quite possibly emo people, or sad people that recently went through some bad times. For some strange reason, most of the time when people enter the deserted bar on the other side of town, they never return. It is most likely that they got so high off of shrooms there that they partied too long and forgot where the door was. Well that's it. I don't know anything else about it. I'm not FUCKING GOING IN THEIR SO THAT'S ENOUGH INFORMATION. Except that it is indeed a deserted bar on the other side of town.

The bar was later rumored to be haunted by the spirits of emo people who had cut themselves and bled out at said bar. They would occasionally try to sing their favorite emo music, but since ghosts can't carry a tune to save their lives, it sounded like the tortured screaming of a herd of vivisected dewbacks.