Death Star II
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| Death Star "2" | |
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| Production information | |
| Manufacturer |
WholeProducts.com |
| Product line |
Bringer of Death Class |
| Model |
Death Star |
| Class |
Planet Battlestation |
| Cost |
Literally like 3 billion species' arms and legs |
| Technical specifications | |
| Length |
900 km |
| Width |
900 km |
| Height/depth |
900 km |
| Mass |
Your mom's ass |
| Armament | |
| Escape craft |
Not nearly enough |
| Crew |
Too many for one place |
| Passengers |
Who's along for the ride? |
| Cargo capacity |
Not enough for the Emperor |
| Cargo handling systems |
Your planet and then some |
| Consumables |
It eats other planets for breakfast |
| Life support |
Pieces can survive intact after exploding |
| Communication systems |
It shuts down all other communications |
| Usage | |
| Role(s) | |
| Kills |
That one unlucky Mon Cal Cruiser |
| Era(s) |
Rise of the Empire era, Rebellion era |
| Commissioned |
Destroying Despayre |
| Earliest sighting |
Battle of Endor |
| Destroyed |
Battle of Endor |
| Retired |
When it blew up at the Battle of Endor |
| Latest sighting |
Battle of Endor |
| Present for battles/events |
Battle of Endor |
| Affiliation |
Galactic Impure |
| Known owner(s) | |
| Aliases |
The Deathicle Part II, Boom of Doom 2, Second Boobie |
- Palpatine: "Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation!"
- Imperial Officer: "Fully armed? Theres a big ass hole in half the thing"
- Palpatine: "Do you want to die?"
- — Palpatine exalting[[|[src]]]
The Death Star II was the second version of the original Death Star. Like the Death Star wasn't enough of a bringer of death. Palpatine decided to make a bigger version of the ball, and protected it by a small shield generator on the planet of Endor. The bigger the better, I bet the only flaw of the whole thing was the gaping motherfucking gynormous hole on half the Death Star. Yeah it would have been perfect if they just patched up that 800km by 800km hole on the opposite side of the so called superfortress.
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