Death

"Side effects may include death, vomiting, or becoming a Frog."

―SuperShadow, on getting your planet blown up

Death is exactly what stinkin' Darth Lucas wanted for our king, SuperShadow, as well as every copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. It is also a side-effect of having your planet destroyed by Darth Vader while being stupid enough to still be on it. Those who died supposedly went to Oblivion, but this is uncertain since no one ever came back, at least not to tell us what happens after death.

Gits.

Forms of Death

While the most popular way of dying is destroying a victim's planet, some include using forms of torture such as Tickle torture and Sand People torture. Here is a list of forms to result in death.

• The destruction a victim's planet
• The destruction of a victim's moon
• Stabbing victims with knifes
• Giving victims to Sand people
• Drowning victims
• Dancing your victims to death
• Shocking victims to death
• Force PWNing the victim
• Choking the victim
• PWNing the victim
• Using the Saw of Doom
• Causing the victim to cause suicide
• Becoming a Clear and honorable Victor
• Humping the victim to death

Death to certain people

• The destructions of muuns
• The destruction of Chewbacca
• The juicing of Ewoks
• The juicing of Jawas
• The juicing of Happy Pony Lovers

People that cause Death

• God
• HK-47
• Yoda
• Darth Vader
• Palpatine
• Ahsoka Tano
• The Conglomerate of Energetic, eccentric, caffeine-obsessed, hyper bunnies that kill a lot of people
  • Max
  • Jaxxon
  • Energizer Bunny
• Darth Animal
• Darth Darth Binks
• Darth Elmo
• Sesame Street
• Darth Secret
• Darth Sorrow
• Darth Pwnage
• Piglet
• Mandalore the Buff
• Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship

Failed attempts of death

• Mini Death Star
• Force tickle

People with failed attempts

• Darth Small
• Darth Noob

See also

• Category:Images of deaths of individuals