DeDestroy your planet

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The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

Lord Vader demands that you improve this article immediately. If you do not improve it, he will most likely destroy your planet.

Reasons for improve: Needs funnier content and better spelling/grammar.

Earth after being DeDestroyed

DeDestroying your planet is the action of reviving your planet with Lego bricks after it has been destroyed. The phrase "I will DeDestroy my planet" was commonly used by some fat whiny nine year-olds that are "determined". Darth Vader hated this phrase so much that he invented the phrase I will ReDestroy your planet, but then the phrase I will ReDeDestroy your planet showed up, and so then the phrase, I will ReReDestroy your planet came up. The people who made up DeDestroy your planet ran out of ideas at that point.

Even less mature ways of DeDestroying your planet

You know how Jedi have the power to use that "Force" thingy, well some of the biggest loser Jedis actually think that using that Force thingy could help DeDestroying your planet. Other ways of DeDestroying a planet is by using some glue and some tape and if necessary, some staplers.

Not So Superlaser

Main article: Not So Superlaser

The Not So Superlaser was a device created by some Death Star workers surprisingly. The device was made to Destroy your planet, but so it doesn't get hurt real bad, just a few minor ouchies. And afterwards it will be easy to DeDestroy. Later on, Darth Vader found out about this and he destroyed their planets. Later these "Death Star" workers were later proven to be rebels in disguise.

Quotes

"I will DeDestroy your planet"
Luke Skywalker
"I will not DeDestroy your planet. Ha!"
―Darth Vader
"Oh! Yes you will!"
―Luke Skywalker