Darthipedia:Random Quote nominations

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―Gonk in a fit of rage

This page is for nominating quotes that might make good candidates for our eventual "Random Quote" mainpage feature.

Rules

• Quotes must be funny, FUNNY!
• Quotes may come from anywhere as long as the are relevant and funny, FUNNY!
• Edit summaries, userpages, and other nontraditional sources are permitted.
• Quotes that do not link to the page from which they are drawn must be sourced.
• A nomination must have +5 support to pass
• Passed quotes will be added to the "Random Quote template" section.

Nominations

detail

"This unidentified Rodian was walking through the streets of Coruscant during the Clone Wars. He sported a jacket at that time. The jacket was gray. His eyes were squinted. He looks sad. He is wearing brown pants. He is wearing tan boots. The right sleeve of his jacket has 13 visible stripes on it, whereas the left sleeve only has 3 visible stripes. The jacket has a tan border along the bottom. His jacket does not seem to be buttoned up all the way. He is wearing a blue undershirt. Six hairs are visible on his head. Ten blemishes are visible on his face."

―User:99.30.94.31, see also here

Support

1. ASDF1239 DISCUSSION | CONTRIBUTIONS 11:19, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
2. Eight points for over-examination. The Almighty Ninja ^{That chick that cried!} 13:03, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
3. I wouldn't mind this being the content for Unidentified_Rodian_with_jacket either. Madclaw ^Shyriiwook! 16:52, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
4. Nice find AndFTW!^{Spam me My crap} 18:25, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
5. Karohalva 22:21, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Lego (1/0)

"I have LEGOs too. Why don't you let me make my own admin avatar, like a normal human being?"

―Goodwood

Support

1. Lego admin avatars r srs bsns!Madclaw ^Shyriiwook! 19:12, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
2. Bring down these walls! Wait, what? The Almighty Ninja ^{That chick that cried!} 09:03, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
3. Jedimca0^{(Do or Do Not, There is No Try)} 11:27, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

Mopey Han (5/0)

"They killed Chewie, man! Everybody I care about is dead. Except my wife and three children." [ZAP!] "Two children."

―Han Solo, drunk and bitter

Support

1. Self promotion! Enochf 21:10, 15 April 2011 (UTC)
2. — SG1 ^{[citation needed]} 22:41, 15 April 2011 (UTC)
3. The Almighty Ninja ^{That chick that cried!} 22:59, 15 April 2011 (UTC)
4. Madclaw ^Shyriiwook! 19:34, 16 April 2011 (UTC)
5. Jedimca0^{(Do or Do Not, There is No Try)} 11:28, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

Oppose

1. I don't know why, but it just doesn't work for me. Karohalva 22:22, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Happy birthday Gryph (5/0)

"Congratulations! It's a boy!" [pause] "Where's my watch? Where's my cufflinks? My comlink is gone!" [pants fall down] "Where's my belt buckle? My wallet was in my – where's my wallet? I'm starting to think this innocent little baby is actually a – where'd he go?"

―Doctor in delivery room at Gryph's birth

Support

1. Self promotion! Enochf 21:10, 15 April 2011 (UTC)
2. — SG1 ^{[citation needed]} 22:41, 15 April 2011 (UTC)
3. The Almighty Ninja ^{That chick that cried!} 22:59, 15 April 2011 (UTC)
4. Madclaw ^Shyriiwook! 19:36, 16 April 2011 (UTC)
5. Jedimca0^{(Do or Do Not, There is No Try)} 11:29, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

Happy Hoth (5/0)

Boy: "We'll be... we'll all be slaughtered to the last man. We're all doomed!"

Hoth: "NO, NO, NO, BOY! LIKE THIS. DOOMED. DOOM!! DOOOOOM!! AND WE'LL DIE LIKE JEDI WARRIORS WITH THE BREATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS IN OUR LUNGS!"

Boy: "I want my mommy..."

Hoth: "WELL, LAD, IF YOUR MOTHER WAS HERE, I'D PROBABLY WANT HER TOO. BUT FOR NOW, BUCK UP! TOMORROW WE DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH! HA HA HA HA HA!"

―Lord Hoth cheers up a despairing young Jedi Padawan

Support

1. Self promotion! Enochf 21:10, 15 April 2011 (UTC)
2. — SG1 ^{[citation needed]} 22:41, 15 April 2011 (UTC)
3. The Almighty Ninja ^{That chick that cried!} 23:03, 15 April 2011 (UTC)
4. Madclaw ^Shyriiwook! 19:37, 16 April 2011 (UTC)
5. Jedimca0^{(Do or Do Not, There is No Try)} 11:30, 17 April 2011 (UTC)