Darth You
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When he was made. |
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Varies |
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Varies |
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Darth <insert name here>, also known as Darth You, was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord. Darth You was not a witch.
Biography
<insert name here>'s early life was fraught with angst because <insert name here>'s parents didn't show enough love and affection. This led <insert name here> to begin reading (and even occasionally editing) idiotic fanboy humor wikis. In fact he loved one idiotic fanboy humour wiki (namely Darthipedia) so much that he changed his species from Human to Darthipedian. However this act, plus the fact he was such an addict, caused his planet to spontaneously explode. The name of this planet is unknown, but is rumored to have caused early beliefs that a long lost planet existed. It is thought that from this belief, a folktale about a planet that was wet because it pissed itself regularly, was created. This planet would eventfully become the fictional planet Earth. So, <insert name here> actually caused an entire planet and it's population of several billion people to be completely wiped out and forgotten. Because of this, and because <insert name here> was even more idiotic then they were, the Sith made him a Mega-Super-Overlord. Some records suggest that he acheived the desired effect by sneezing, however, no one actually cares, since this may actually hint to a certain level of awesomeness.
Trivia
- <insert name here> has stated himself that he has an enlarged prostate, possibly causing such horniness and evil.
- The human head weighs eight pounds.
- Darth <insert name here> was released from prison after shooting up a Wal-Mart with an army of Storm Troopers and a drunk and depressed woman with low self-esteem. Also, he took a shit in a Fed-Ex box and sent it to all of his friends, family, neighbors, and communists.
- Darth <insert name here> is still horny.
