Darth Talon
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| Darth Talon | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
That place where the Hot Twi'leks come from. |
| Physical description | |
| Species | |
| Gender | |
| Hair color |
none, didn't you stare at the image for ten minutes before reading this? |
| Eye color |
evil |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Affiliation |
Sith, Hot Twi'leks, FHM Hottest Girls in the Universe Number One, Miss. Universe 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, Maxim Top 10 |
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| Known apprentices | |
- "I am your life. I am your death. You have passed your final test without flinching. I name you Darth Talon and you will now be touched by
allone of my Hands — My own personal assistant. Henceforth, you will take orders only from me — Report only to me. Stay only with me — Sleep only with me." - ―Darth Krayt, speaking to Darth Talon
Darth Talon was a hot Twi'lek, and was therefore worshipped by Fanboys. A voluptuous red female sporting a kinky outfit, often with stockings on those lovely legs of hers, she would use all her talents, including seduction to get information from her sources. Talon's passion and lust was all the talk in the royal court of the Empire. Her naughty playfulness was well known to the troopers under her personal command. She earned much respect through her stripteases... ahem, leading from the front. She seems to love her boobs.
As well as being an extremely sexy great lover, she was also a Sith Lord so any fanboy who upset her that got close would get his head cut off have an "unfortunate Lightsaber related accident".
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