Darth Sturbed

Lord Sturbed gets down with the sickness.
Darth Sturbed
Biographical information
Homeworld	Land of Confusion
Born	I'm Alive
Died	Overburdend
Physical description
Species	Sith/Human singer hybrid
Gender	Male
Height	2.0 metres
Hair color	Could you see through the hood? 'Cause I can't
Eye color	Blood in my Eyes
Cybernetics	Car Bomb
Chronological and political information
Affiliation	Sith
Known masters	Steve Perry

[Source]

"Do you hear the voices too?"

―Darth Sturbed

Darth Sturbed, also known as The Guy or Smiley was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord known for his traumatic childhood and his unusual habit of losing his grip on diningware when in the vicinity of someone's hindquarters. He was feared throughout the galaxy because of his Perfect Insanity and tendency to Get Psycho. Generally his enemies were Stricken with Fear and would often be Stupified if they saw him walking in The Night. He would often Deify the traditional ways of the Sith, preferring methods that were even more hardcore.

Lord Sturbed Inside The Fire.

Sturbed's most powerful technique was Force Ten Thousand Fists. He was so strong, that the majority of his enemies found him to be indestructible.

Trivia

• Darth Sturbed starred in the award-winning holodrama DarthFellas, as one of the main protagonists, alongside fellow Sith Lords Darth Darth Binks and Darth Vader.