Darth Ridiculously Complicated Sentences
| As he was constantly surrounded by ridiculously complicated speech bubbles, no-one really got a good look at his face. | |
| Darth Ridiculously Complicated Sentences | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
See above, but substitute face or homeworld |
| Born |
These speech bubbles began appearing around thirty years ago. |
| Died |
These speech bubbles continue to exist. |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
See above. |
| Gender |
Again. |
| Height |
You know the routine. |
| Hair color |
Indeed. |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Known masters | |
| Known apprentices | |
Darth Ridiculously Complicated Sentences was, at least in presumably sound eyes of this establishment, who, though they are not infallible and are simply trying to make there way in the universe, which, someone, who is also, hopefully, of sound mind and body, despite the obvious disorder, which, if closely examined (but not so closely that you might pick up the disease) is far from perfect, but is nonetheless satisfactory, is itself not all that great (at least in comparison to a great many other things, which, due to space and time constraints, as well as the attempts to stay on topic, which are, as you can easily (but not so easily as to be foregone conclusion) see with your own eyes (which, like this (infallible) establishment, are, hopefully, sound), not going so well as to say they have been an absolute raging success), an honorable, but not so much as to be intolerable (you know the type, I'm sure; if you don't (not that we condemn you or anything), you should try reading perhaps some literature (though the medium, author and subject (ranging from classical to smut) is entirely up to yourself (that is, the reader; or browser (no, not browser in terms of computers)) or maybe watching a film, or perhaps even a film adaptation of some literature; Darth Ridiculously Complicated Sentences did his utmost to keep the galaxy confused, complex, and overly parenthetical.
