Darth Oengus the Mad Scottish Space Pirate of Kirkdale Peninsula
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| Darth Oengus | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Kirkdale Peninsula |
| Born |
600 (Gododdin) |
| Died |
1746 (Culloden) |
| Physical description | |
| Species | |
| Gender | |
| Height |
Rather stumpy |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Affiliation | |
| Known masters |
None (used mail-in course) |
- "Ha' ye nowt ken o' aul' Oengus th' braw bairn-aeter an' gi' wi' th' braeken?"
"Uh... Right."
"Mah larkee an' in th' tae!"
"I think I'll go stand over there now. Security?" - ―Darth Oengus and a starport docking officer.
Weel noo! Darth Oengus the Mad Scottish Space Pirate of Kirkdale Peninsula tis gran' aul hooshie doot summat an' lass. Braw swankee 'e soo hi' butties. Nor tha sees nowt un' wee, woulta? Weila weila walia! Them ain't noo an' coom wi' us till Oengus daed wi' faither an' lass. Aye, tak' ma woot! Th' Sith 'cause nor t' sowl! Aye, fer tis be'er tae ken hoo Bonnie Charlie is noo awa' safely owr th' franlay main. Mony a haert t'will brak in twa if thee nae coom back again. Weel ye nae coom back agin? Weel ye nae coom back agin? Better lo'ed ye canna be, weel ye nae coom back agin?
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