Darth Never-Sends-Thank-You-Cards
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Darth Never-Sends-You-Thank-You-Cards was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord during the rule of Darth Darth Binks. Early in his life he was scorned by the asses that work at the Hallmark store.
As a result. he never sent Thank-You Cards to people in an effort to sabotage Hallmark. Though he endured endless whining from his relatives as a result, Darth Darth Binks respected him for his dark will, until Darth Never-Sends-You-Thank-You-Cards didn't thank him for destroying the Hallmark Company (even though he couldn't since Hallmark was destroyed). For that. Binks exiled Darth Never-Sends-You-Thank-You-Cards to some rock in the middle of nowhere.