Darth Lando Fett Skywalker Solo

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We don't host that crap here!

By the order of the Almighty Wuher, this article may not be moved to the Star Wars Fanon Wiki as it is, although tasteless, a joke.

The reason for Wuher's decision is most likely that the article is in fact humor-full and/or is a Mary Sue, both of which SWFanon would normally gladly accept, except for the fact that this is a joke and Darthipedia loves jokes! So don't delete it you silly admins. I said NO! No get away. Bad! Bad! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo...

Spoiler warning: Plot spoilers, such as the fact that

Mary-Sue Fanon is Horse Shit

may follow. Read on at your own discretion.
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no i iz ur d4ddy!!!

This page contains l33t, otherwise known as retardeese, or some other kind of idiotic form of talking.

Normally, an attempt would be made to remove the l33t as soon as possible, or at least move it to Halopedia. But these are not normal times. So this page will stay. Enjoy the Mary-Sue/Halo-speak evilness of it all. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha...<hack> <wheez> hyck tooey. Ah, thats better.

Darth Lando Fett Skywalker Solo was the most beastly uber-pwning l33t noob exterminator there ever was. He had a quincental bladed lightsaber and, like, forty different guns. He flew in the Millennium Falcon and was the secret son of Leia and Boba Fett, but he was raised by Lando cause Leia was married to Han and stuff. He owned three Death-Stars and was the Emperor of the Universe after he killed all the Jedi by himself. He's also Mandalore and a Super-Ultra-Mega-Coolio-Sith-Over-Awesome-Lord.

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