Darth Kojak
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762 BBY |
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696 BBY |
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- "Who loves ya, my young apprentice?"
- ―Darth Kojak
Darth Kojak was a Sith Overlord who was bald, and therefore cool. He went to various planets solving mysteries in fifty minutes or less. He was also known for having an unusual level of sexual charisma for someone so hideously freakish-looking.
He was eventually undone by his one weakness: lollipops. The details are far too gruesome to share.
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