Darth Jollibee
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| Darth Jollibee | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Philippines |
| Born |
The time you ordered him. |
| Died |
The time you ate him |
| Physical description | |
| Species | |
| Gender |
who knows? |
| Height |
7'11 |
| Hair color |
Red |
| Eye color |
Black |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Affiliation |
Fast food Restaurants |
Darth Jollibee was a local Sith Lord and the rival of Darth Ronald McDonald. He owned a switchblade lightsaber. Upon the arrival of Darth Ronald McDonald in his area, Darth Jollibee put his switchblade to good use and systematically OWND and diced Darth Ronald McDonald at his own game of selling crappy food.
He is currently establishing bases in several minor planets and has a small presence in California.
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