Darth Generic

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Lord Generic attempts to stand out among his fellow Sith.
Darth Elmo: "Who was that guy, just now?"
Darth Small: "Oh, that was Darth...sithspit, I can't remember his name."
— Darth Generic is overlooked once again

Darth Generic, also known as Lord Generic the Easily Overlooked and Oh, You Know, That One Sith Guy, was a Sith Underlord who failed time and again to distinguish himself in any way. He eventually decided to destroy a planet, hoping it would get him noticed, but by then all the really good planets had already been destroyed, and his only option was an airless rock on the fringes of the Hoogivzashit system that had never been inhabited. Not even the ensuing system-wide gravitational shift got Lord Generic the slightest bit of attention.The fact that he also tried to look like Darth Maul to get noticed made him seem like an attention-seeker.

Due to his chronic mediocrity and inability to garner any sort of attention whatsoever, Darth Generic began to spiral into a deep depression. After several years, he eventually committed suicide.