Darth Fellatio

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Darth Fellatio, choking his victim.
Darth Fellatio
Biographical information
Physical description
Gender

Male

Hair color

Shaved

Cybernetics

Yes, he did have a penile enhancement, once.

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

The Order of the Boner, Sith Order

Known masters

Darth Boner

Known apprentices

His brother, Darth Autofellatio

"Darth Fellatio choked his victims in ways some consider to be......unnatural"
Palpatine

Darth Fellatio, born Stretch McCox, was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord known for being extremely evil, getting pleasure from choking his victims in unusual and horrible ways.

"Is Darth Fellatio gonna have to choke a bitch?"
―Darth Fellatio threatening to choke one of his slaves

After his death, his suit went on to be used as the basis for Darth Vader's custom armor. Shortly after waking up, to Vader's great dismay, he discovered that the suit was so sticky that it caused him to yell "NOOOOOOOOO!" disregarding the fact that his own wife had just died.