Darth Duracell
| Darth Duracell | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Batteria |
| Born |
Unknown |
| Died |
A while after the average battery life o_O |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Wierd Evil Battery with a lightsaber |
| Gender |
How would that be possible? |
| Height |
About an inch |
| Hair color |
Gold and black. |
| Eye color |
Doesn't have any. |
| Cybernetics |
Double A (AA) Rechargeable NiCH |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Era(s) |
The Energy Era |
| Affiliation | |
| Known masters |
Darth DD (Double D) |
| Known apprentices |
Darth Alkaline |
- "You think you can outlast me?"
- ―Darth Duracell
Darth Duracell began his life as a p4th37ic n00b an awesome battery, and traveled the land a Nabooboo for most of his life, training with his only friend and secret Sith Overlord Darth DD. Darth DD was sent to Nabooboo when a Clone trooper spotted him during Order 66. He then trained Darth Duracell throughout his entire life.
Training
He began his life known as Duram Ela Cellavik, until Melaavik was born and borrowed the letters from his name, but eventually stole them and copyrighted them with the Copyright Association of Stupidity (CAS). And so he was known as Duracell, and then came his training.
He trained for countless years with Darth DD, and even mastered the Force Power of cloning, but when he tried to clone himself, they came out as Duracell Bunnies, and they had to be killed for overly creepiness.
Death
What the fuck? DARTH DURACELL NEVER DIES! He's rechargeable, remember!?
Important
If you mix him up with an Energizer Bunny battery, it will destroy your planet, and possibly Destroy your Chewbacca.
