Darth Coco

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Conan O'Brien/Darth Coco
Biographical information
Homeworld

Earth

Born

April 18th, 1963

Died

NEVAH!

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Height

Very tall

Hair color

Red and it's in a funny style

Eye color

Blue, yellow (Dark Side)

Cybernetics

No, he's too awesome.

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire era

Affiliation
  • Late Night (1993-2009)
  • The Tonight Show (2009-WTF 2010?)
  • Coco's new show (2010-)
Known masters
  • Darth Carson
  • Darth Letterman
Known apprentices

Darth Fallon

Conan O'Brien, known by his Sith name Darth Coco is a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord and the best thing since Darth Carson. He is most famous for hosting The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, a late night talk show where different Sith Lords tell their opinions about the Clone Wars. Recently, Coco has participated in the Late Night Wars against Jay Leno (aka some dude with a big chin who thinks he is funny, but really isn't, and who lives off of destroying people's hopes and dreams). As a result, Coco lost his show. Fuck the peacocks. To help support Coco, Darthipedia has given him a second infobox.

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Darth Coco/Conan O'Brien
Biographical information
Homeworld

Earth

Born

April 18th, 1963

Died

NEVER NEVER NEVER!

Physical description
Species

MAN

Gender

MAN

Height

tall

Hair color

Funny

Eye color

Blue/Yellow

Cybernetics

NOOOOOOOOO!

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire era

Affiliation
  • Late Night (1993-2009)
  • The Tonight Show (2009-Holy crap no way!)
  • Coco's new show that could potentially will PWN Jay Leno's ass.
Known masters
  • Darth Carson
  • Darth Letterman
Known apprentices

Darth Fallon