Darth Chocolate
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| Darth Chocolate | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | |
| Born |
In chocolate |
| Died |
In a stomach |
| Physical description | |
| Species | |
| Gender |
Does chocholate have gender? |
| Height |
Short |
| Hair color |
Brown |
| Eye color |
Brown |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Known masters | |
Darth Chocolate, also Morgan Ghiradelli was born in Darth Disney World Los Angeles as a new variety of chocolate. His sole purpose in life was to get eaten and let his rotting corpse exude Dark Side energy, increasing the number of Sith groupies, especially females. He was saved from this fate by one of Darth Disney's Meaga-Super-hyper-pathetic-not-even-good-enough-to-kiss-Darth Bob's-ass-Sith, Darth Wonka. Wonka however, got hungry and ate Chocolate, beating about everyone in the galaxy to it.
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