Darth Asshole

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A painting of Darth Asshole and his wife, Angelina Asshole.
"I knew it. I'm an asshole!"
―Darth Asshole

Darth Asshole, born Harry Asshole, was a believed to be a Sith Lord but in was in fact a Shit Lord who was also an asshole. He had mastered the Force powers of Force act-like-an-asshole and Force shopping, but had few abilities beyond that. His sense of hygiene was also questionable, as exemplified in his constantly scratching his groin, resulting in his enemies retreating in disgust.