Dagobah Green
- "Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship."
- ―Yoda, high as a kite
Dagobah Green was a highly addictive totally awesome substance which temporarily caused its users to get high enough to actually believe in some made-up idiocy they called the Force. It was the most potent form of marijuana that was known to exist.
Known users
- Yoda
- Lando Calrissian
- Takeoffo Calrissian
- Hippies
- Rastafarians
- Qui-Gon Jinn
- Jax Pavan 132,456,987
- Every Jedi
Common Uses
Other than its most obvious form of utility getting high, Dagobah Green was also used for things like:
- Brownies
- Making Captain Obvious seem interesting
- Amplifying the feelings incurred by Darth Lucas's special effects
Legality
- "Weesa legalize de Herb, Okeyday?"
- ―Gungan Stereotype
Dagobah Green was so powerful that it was outlawed on 500,000 planets and 4,569,896 asteroids throughout the galaxy. The best place to obtain Dagobah Green was the Jedi Temple on Imperial Center Coruscant, though it really wasn't legal there per se, but nobody wanted to tell the hippies any differently because, well, they had lazerswords.
Attainability
The only legal way to obtain Dagobah Green was to go to one of the planets that nobody cared about that was not not part of the 500,000 upon which it was outlawed. In 66 ABY, the herb became nearly impossible to obtain on account of God taking it all for himself and nobody could or would do anything about it.
