Daffia

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Daffia
Formation infomation
Founder

Darth Daffy

Location

Duck'o Prime

Date of disband

Boom!

Member description
Number of members

Over nine thousaaand!

Names of members
Average Species

Ducks

Average Gender

Preferably male

Personal information
Allies

Darth Darth Binks (Secretly)

Enemies

Sesame Street

Objectives
Successes

A few

Failures

Getting destroyed

The Daffia was a criminal society organized and maintained by Duck Sith Lord Darth Daffy. It was a loose association of Duck criminals, working for Daffy and dealing with spice smuggling and planet destruction. The bulk of its forces was composed of Duck soldatos, commanded directly by the Underboss Ducky and Caporegime NegaDuck. The headquarters of the Daffia were located on the watery planet of Duck'o Prime.

History

The organization was founded by Darth Daffy, after he had received lessons from both the Hutt-father and the omnipissant Sith Mega-Super-Overlord Darth Darth Binks. Daffia prospered for a couple of years, gradually gaining more influence in the galaxy. Unfortunately, its interests were conflicting with those of the other planet destruction team, the infamous Sesame Street. A war broke out, quickly becoming a fierce conflict between Duck and Puppet species, the eternal arch-enemies. After many bloody massacres and high loses on both sides, Darth Elmo himself appeared in the Anatos system, on board of his fearsome Sesame Street Frigate. Then, he simply did some empire expanding. With the destruction of Duck'o Prime, both Daffia and the entire Duck species were eradicated.

It was rumored, however, that the dreaded Caporegime NegaDuck had survived and was hiding in the dark corners of the galaxy, seeking Duck Star and wanting to avenge his dead master.

Appearances