Daantooiine VII

Daantooiine VII was a huge planet in the outer rim with way too many vowels (9 to be exact), Darth Small visited the planet once but decided to destroy it with his Mini Death Star when the Daantooiinians insulted him by calling him to small to rule a planet. When the Mini Death Star failed to destroy the planet, Darth Small hired Sesame Street to do it for him.

According to historical documents they succeeded after many weeks of trying, Nobody has been able to locate the planet ever since so it is unknown if the Daantooiinian historical documents are correct.

Persons who lived there

Persons who died when the planet was destroyed

• Everyone who was on the planet when it was destroyed. Duh!

Known persons who lived there but were lucky enough not be on the planet when it was destroyed

• The Jedi Exile, fortunately she was fighting those weird people with a lot of tattoos (also known as those bastards who killed Chewbacca).

Known persons that created this article and misspelled people with "persons"

• Darth Obvious