Cult of the Power Droids

Cult of the Power Droids
Production information
Homeworld	G*nk
Date created	Dawn of time
Date destroyed	Never
Creator	G*nk
Manufacturer	G*nk
Product line	G*nk
Model	G*nk
Class	G*nk
Technical specifications
Length	G*nk
Width	G*nk
Height	G*nk
Gender	G*nk
Sensor color	G*nk
Armament	G*nk
Equipment	G*nk
Chronological and political information
Era(s)	G*nk
Affiliation	G*nk

[Source]

G*nkist missionary converting the heathen. "The power of G*nk compels thee!"

G*nk. G*nk. G*nk ko kyenga see. (If you translate this phrase, you will be dead within the nanosecond. And you can't hide from us. We know where you live. So watch your step.)

As an example to you I, Darth Obvious, will attempt to translate the phrase, which means... (BANG!!!).... (the translator is dead now.) You have been warned.

Notable Members of G*nkism

Deities

• G*nk (no shit)

Popes

• Robo-Pope

Crusaders

• Supergeeky
• Jedimca
• Pinky
• Acky

Robo-Killing Machines

• M.A.D.C.L.A.W.

Honorary Crusaders

• Greyman
• Master Gump

Other Members

• M.A.D.C.L.A.W.’s monkey
• Steven Spielberg
• Sean Penn

Fanboy Crushes

• Bateman

This article is NOT a stub. If you expand it we WILL destroy your planet.

Sources

• G*nkism