Crusader-class Walker

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Crusader-class walker crusading.
Production information
Homeworld

Korriban

Creator

G*nk

Manufacturer

G*nk

Model

Heavy redemption walker

Class

Crusader-class

Technical specifications
Gender

Masculince programming

Sensor color

Evil

Armament
Chronological and political information
Era(s)

The Dark Gonk Crusades

Affiliation

The Crusader-class heavy redemption walkers were ominous, heavily armored vehicles of the Word Bearers Legion. Manufactured by thy Gonk Himself, they were made from awesomium alloy and fueled with pure evil. They served Darth Chaotic as a final solution against the most stubborn unbelievers. Those frightening walkers were extremely rare, but eerily destructive. Their appearance on the battlefield augured the inevitable destruction of the besieged planet (what, rather unsurprisingly, happened somewhat often during The Dark Gonk Crusades).

Appearances