Crotch Lazer
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The Crotch Lazer is a deadly weapon that is inserted into a victims' ass. When it is in there fully, the weapon will allow the victim to shoot lazers from his crotch whenever having an orgasm. The crotch lazer is only usable while watching hawt porn, jacking-off, or performing sexual activity.
People who use the crotch lazer
- Lando Calrissian
- Emperor's Royal Guard
- Galactic Empire
- Jedi
- Luke Skywalker
- Han Solo
- Droidz Team
- Darth Vader
- Palpatine
- Oh fuck this list! Everybody that's a male!
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