Crado

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Crado
Biographical information
Died

40x - f(y) + 3zy - 1 BBY

Physical description
Species

Cathar

Gender

Male

Hair color

Brown

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Very Old Republic

Affiliation

Sith

Known masters

Exar Kun

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"Oh, snap!"
Exar Kun, after sending Crado to his doom

Crado was known to be the greatest bootlicker in galactic history. He polished the boots of the great Sith Lord Exar Kun to great effect with his raspy tongue. In the end, however, Crado himself took a licking when the recipient of his frequent bootlicking sent him on an unbeknownst-to-him suicide mission.