Coruscant

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Coruscant
Astrographical
Region

Core Worlds

Sector

Coruscant sector

System

Coruscant system

Suns

Coruscant Prime

Moons

4 natural (Hesperidium, Centax-1, Centax-2, Centax-3... one of the Centaxes got blowed up, nobody knows which)

Rotation period

24 hours

Orbital period

368 days

Physical
Class

Terrestrial

Diameter

12,240 km

Atmosphere

Type I, Breathable but smoggy

Climate

Artificially temperate

Gravity

Standard

Primary terrain

One big city

Surface water

Artificial reservoirs and lakes

Societal
Native species
Immigrated species
Official language
Population

1 trillion

Major cities

The City

Major imports

Food, medicine, innocent young souls

Major exports

Culture, manufactured goods, hardened broken souls

Affiliation
"Coruscant...the entire planet is one big city. I'm just explaining this for the visually impaired people out there, by the way."
Captain Obvious
"Hey there's a Jax Pavan. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another..."
―Some idiot

Coruscant was a planet that was also one big city. Most people had difficulty working this out, despite the fact that it was entirely covered in buildings. Fortunately, Captain Obvious was on hand to help them by pointing this out.

Coruscant Geography

Over here is the really big building. Over there is the really, really big building. there are so many freakin' people crappin' all over the place. Damn. Two blocks down that away is my sister's mom's mile-tall apartment building. If you go three blocks in a row, you get lost, and if you go 500 floors downstairs, you'll see bums and winos. What is there not to like? It's just like New York City, only smaller and less weird.

Population

Approximately 1,380,246,321.41 beings call Coruscant home, and of that number 582,797,754 were Human males named Jax Pavan.

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