Coralskipper

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The meat of the coralskipper was delicious.
"Skips to starboard, who wants lunch?"
Wes Janson

The coralskipper was the preferred type of "living" starfighter of those tattooed bastards that killed Chewbacca. The coralskipper was famous for being made of seafood. One good thing The only good thing about it was that it's colors were purple and black, which just so happen to be the colors of the greatest football team ever. Provided of course, that the Pittsburgh Steelers suddenly chose Black and Purple as their new colors.

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