Club Desann

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Club Desann
Formation infomation
Founder

Desann

Location

Chalmun's Cantina/Nar Shaddaa

Date of disband

NEVER!

Member description
Number of members

Seven

Names of members
Average Species
  • Kowakian-monkey-lizard
  • Jawa
  • Human
Average Gender

Preferably male

Personal information
Enemies

Club Kyle

Objectives
Successes

Several

Failures

Losing Darth Jawa II

Club Desann was a highly secret club for Sith only. They usually went around doing various bad deeds, most of which involved Dark Side sex. They were one of the most feared gangs in all the Unknown Regions. They were made up from Desann's Reborn Dark Jedi and at least one Shadowtrooper called Tony, although they allowed Darth Jawa II in because he had his own starfighter, which made him officially cool among losers less noticeable people. Their arch-nemesises were Club Kyle, created by God in his mortal form. They are still currently at war.

Their members are Desann, an overgrown Kowakian monkey-lizard, Tony, a Shadowtrooper, a bunch of Reborns called Steve, Bill, Fred, Chuck and Jerry. Darth Jawa II used to be a member.