Christian Bale

Christian Bale invented five sex positions, two of which involve the use of chainsaws. The other two involve doing "it" in a machine shop until you weigh ninety pounds.

Christian "Batman Bateman" Bale was supergeeky1's mancrush.

Bale portrayed the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson (that's sixty four, count 'em) of Jesus, when in reality, he's God himself.

Filmography

Title	Description
Bateman Begins	In this work of art, Bale portrays The Bateman, a shadowy stuck-up business man that looms over New York City at night, proving that it is hip to be a bat. Upon nearly defeating his enemies, Bateman leaves to return some video tapes. Bateman's bate-belt consists of bate-tape, a bate-hook and the highly feared, bate-Huey Lewis and the News CD.
Terminator Salivation
The Darth Knight Rises	In this final chapter in the Bateman Saga, Bale (as the Bateman) must deal with the dual threats of Juhani and Darth Bane as they threaten to destroy his legacy and bankrupt his corporation (wait, that part was in the actual movie). Bale spends most of the movie in a Sarlacc pit on Tatooine trying to escape from it as Jawas cheer him on.