Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc. species

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The Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc. species was a species of Cats, Kitties, Felines, etc. Their society was divided into the four groups, listed below. Kitty Witty was a Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc, as was the Sith Mega-Super-Overlord known as Darth LOLCat. Anyway, these little guys were very good at persuading people to do stuff because of their big cute eyes and their fluffy fur and...well, you get the point.

Cat

Usually the big, fat, lazy ones. They didn't really do anything except eat.

Kitty

These were the cute ones! Everybody loved them because they were so cuddly, wuddly! Sometimes they could be a real pain in the ass though.

Felines

The typical Feline

These were the geeks of the species. They usually got jobs as scientists and crap like that. As such, for certain service to fanboys, most of these individuals are females who never progress past the age of 16, or the "legal" equivalent. They have a tendency to appear from apparently nowhere to allow their gigantic breasts to do all the talking, instantly making any scientific conundrum instantly solvable.

Also, for some strange reason, this species has evolved past the standard "cat" ears and tails. Many enjoy wearing a headband with prosthetics at varying lengths, to connect them more with their roots, as well as white bunny tails. People often question the latter choice, but let it go and resolve to simply enjoy it.

Etc.

How the hell should I know what this means? It probably means some other cats, or kittys, or feline. I don't know.