CT-27-5015 ("Matchstick")

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CT-27-5015 ("Matchstick")
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kamino

Died

22 BBY

Physical description
Species

Human (clone)

Gender

Male

Height

1.83 m

Hair color

Black, frequently on fire

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire era

Affiliation
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Matchstick.
"Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. I can, like, see the target and stuff. Heh-heh-heh-heh. Starting my bombing run. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Bombs away. Fire! Fire! Whoa, that was cool."
―Matchstick

CT-27-5015, nicknamed Matchstick by his fellow clones because of his rampant pyromania, was a dangerous, crazy clone trooper pilot with over 40 counts of arson and fire-related assault on his criminal record.

He flew a few missions along with Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano during the Clone Wars, but unfortunately, before he had the chance to set fire to Ahsoka's bunk, or set fire to Ahsoka's ship, or lock Ahsoka in a wooden box and set fire to it, Matchstick died tragically attacking General Grievous's flagship. He probably would've survived, but he was flying a crappy old Y-wing.

He was posthumously convicted of insurance fraud for burning down his uncle's Mandalorian restaurant. A holodrama, called Matchstick Men, was eventually made about his life. Garik "The Face" Loran played a bit part.