Burrito Gauntlet

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Burrito Gauntlet
Formation infomation
Founder

Darth Fat Guy

Location

Delekh

Member description
Number of members

Countless

Average Species

Mexican

Average Gender

Male

Personal information
Enemies
Objectives
  • Conquest
  • Pwning the skinny people
Successes

Conquest of Delekh

Failures

Death of Darth Fat Guy

Burrito Gauntlet was the infamous organization founded by the enormous Darth Fat Guy. It consisted mainly of Mexicans (often angry waiters from Jax Pavan 13,982's restaurant) and it was a private army of the obese Sith Lord. Its main enemy was Darth Bill, who discovered that the Mexican labor would be beneficial for his company. Darth Fat Guy defeated him, and Gates swore revenge. However, he died before he could take it from an Extra-Large Supreme Ultra Large Burrito.

Burrito Gauntlet participated in the bloody conquest of planet Delekh.