Burl Ives

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Burl Ives
Biographical information
Homeworld

Bathtub

Born

June 14th 1909

Died

April 14th 1995.

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Height

Same as width

Hair color

Grey

Chronological and political information
"Burl Ives is, like, teh mohtst imhportant pserson in Schtar Whores. He must be ohn teh main paeg!"
―T. S. Maddocks[src]

Burl Ives was a voice actor with a very small part in a very large franchise, however was overly celebrated by many. Ives, though dead for some time, has become as popular as other dead folks like Elvis and Jesus by fanboys and hyperinclusionist fanwankers, but perhaps more for his work in other Academy Award-winning films.

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