Bren Derlin

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Bren Derlin
Biographical information
Homeworld

Tiisheraan

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Hair color

Brown

Eye color

Brown

Chronological and political information
Era(s)
  • Rebellion era
Affiliation
Known apprentices

Norm!

"Here's a little known fact. The smartest animal is the rancor. No, I'm telling you, your average rancor, yeah, yeah, yeah, scientists say, if a rancor had thumbs and a language, it could be trained to do simple manual labor."
―Bren Derlin, rambling after a few beers

Bren Derlin was a know-it-all Human male Rebel trooper. He personally wet himself during the Battle of Hoth and spent the rest of the battle running away from AT-ATs. In fact, he spent most of his time in the Rebel Alliance running away from AT-ATs: at the Battle of Gormen, the Battle of Ralltiir... even during the Battle of Yavin 4, which was odd, because there weren't any AT-ATs on Yavin... one just kinda showed up out of nowhere and started chasing Bren.

Before joining the Rebellion, Bren was a mailman who spent his off-hours in a pub where everybody knew his name.

Random image of a monkey that sorta looks like Bren Derlin.
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