Bren Derlin
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Bren Derlin | |
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Tiisheraan |
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Brown |
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Brown |
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- "Here's a little known fact. The smartest animal is the rancor. No, I'm telling you, your average rancor, yeah, yeah, yeah, scientists say, if a rancor had thumbs and a language, it could be trained to do simple manual labor."
- ―Bren Derlin, rambling after a few beers
Bren Derlin was a know-it-all Human male Rebel trooper. He personally wet himself during the Battle of Hoth and spent the rest of the battle running away from AT-ATs. In fact, he spent most of his time in the Rebel Alliance running away from AT-ATs: at the Battle of Gormen, the Battle of Ralltiir... even during the Battle of Yavin 4, which was odd, because there weren't any AT-ATs on Yavin... one just kinda showed up out of nowhere and started chasing Bren.
Before joining the Rebellion, Bren was a mailman who spent his off-hours in a pub where everybody knew his name.