Boba Fett

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Boba Fettacinni
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kamino

Born

Yes

Died

Eventually

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender
Height

tall

Hair color
  • short
  • long and girly
Eye color

glaring

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Mandalorians

Known masters

Jango Fett

Known apprentices

Mirta Gev

Boba Fett, also known as Bobo or Booboo was like any other schmuck bounty hunter, except for the fact that he was total bad ass. He also was the only bounty hunter that actually managed to score some cash from bounties, unlike those losers Dengar and IG-88. He also had a jetpack and really cool body armor, not to mention a helmet that was better looking than those weird ones. Besides all of this, he was Mandalorian. Because of this, he had an uncanny ability to make Fandalorians drool over him and bow down to his feet. He just ended up shooting them with his wrist rockets.

I guess he isn't like other bounty hunters at all.

Early Life

During the Clone Wars Boba was a girl. This was not his fault, but a error in the Kaminoan cloning. After all Boba was a clone of his "father" Jango Fett who was too afraid to have sex with anyone so he had the Kaminoans make an entire clone army just to have a son. Jango died by getting owned by Mace Windu during the Battle of Geonosis. Boba was alone for the first time in his life. So he did what he knew best, hijacking a ship from a Trade Federation hanger. He then went to Coruscant and was kidnapped by a female rapist. After getting raped many times he was delivered to Count Dooku. This event made him a man. He very scarred man. But a man.

Escape from Dooku

Dooku kept Fett a prisoner on Raxus Prime. This was the first time in Fett's life that he realized that both Sith and Jedi were major dumbasses. A Republic attack on Raxus Prime allowed him to escape, but we all know he could have escaped anytime he wanted, because he's badass, did I mention that?

The Orphanage

His older brothers found him and took him to a orphanage on Bespin. The female rapist stalked him to Bespin in order to steal money from Boba's father's bank account. She failed, of course, because she was so obsessed with rape that she just had to have it with Rambo Calrissian who was walking around the city with no clothes on because he felt better when his thingy was in cold air. It gave him boners.

Working for Jabba the Hutt

Boba escaped and decided to go to Jabba's Palace to hopefully get some Twi'leks and some bounties. Unfortunately he couldn't go there right away, because he was attacked by Durge. Durge was sent to find Boba by Count Dooku. Boba escaped(he was really good at that) and managed to get to Jabba's palace. He was given some sexy armor there and sent on his first job: to torture and/or kill Wat Tambor who owed Jabba a half a credit from fifty years ago.

Boba attempted to assassinate Tambor, but was forced to escape when Grievous arrived and almost killed Boba. Boba would get his revenge later in the war. He tried to chase the Separatist leaders but was attacked by a second rapist. Anakin Crynoob helped Boba escape(again). They landed on a moon and Crynoob helped Boba fix his ship, and then tried to arrest him on the charges that he was to cool. Boba then owned Anakin in hand to hand combat, in which Boba used his fists and Anakin used his lightsaber. Boba only let Anakin lived because he predicted that Anakin would go emo and become a Sith and hire him.

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