Ben Skywalker
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| Ben Skywalker | |
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| Born |
26.5 ABY |
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| Hair color |
Ginger |
| Eye color |
Blue |
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- Ben: "Dad, Jacen told us all he did it."
- Luke: "That doesn't mean anything."
- — Ben Skywalker and Luke
Ben Skywalker was Anakin Solo's Luke Skywalker's son. He was molested by his sadomasochistic Sith wannabe uncle cousin. Then his momma was killed, and he was the only one who knew who did it.
Personality and traits
Ben was annoyingly precocious, even for a Jedi. He also used expressions like "We're boned." and "Lubed if I know." Luke never figured out his son's preferences.
Behind the scenes
Kathy Tyers actually prayed for Ben's survival in utero. I'm not kidding.
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