Beggar's Canyon

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"Beggars Canyon, good old times, that where i lost it to a fine gal named Dixon Butt"
Rick Hunter
Good old Beggar's Canyon
Where people became Pilots, like Tom Cruise.

Beggar's Canyon was obviously a canyon full of beggars in Tatooine. This is where many pilots started off there careers such as Wedge Antilles, Luke Skywalker, Rick Hunter, and even Tom Cruise.

Life about the Canyon

Beggar's Canyon was a canyon about 250 miles long, with very dangerous turns and obstacles, making it the perfect hangout spot for teenagers. Lots of illegal things happened in Beggar's Canyon, from "boys becoming men" to illegal Jawa fights. Pilots often cruised in the canyon and raced for glory, fame, and hos. This is the hip place where all the hip kids went. If you weren't at Beggar's Canyon, you were probably a virgin.