Atton Rand
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| Atton Rand Jaq-ass | |
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| Born |
On a poker table |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Human |
| Gender |
Male |
| Hair color |
Brown |
| Eye color |
Brown |
| Cybernetics |
Balls |
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- "And you scratch your... equipment... when you think no one's looking."
- ―Mira
Atton "Jaq (or Jaq-ass)" Rand was a gambler from Nar Shadada. He was one of the bitches companions of the Jedi Exile, joining her on her quest for poontang.
Biography
Early Life
Atton was born in the upper-city of Taris. When his parents realized how much of an ass he was, they gave him to a gay Wookie named Steven. Steven took him on his ship and touched his "no-no's" a few times before dumping him on Nar Shadada. He then went and discovered the magical art called pazaak.
Meeting The Exile
- "If I was straight...well, I probably still wouldn't sleep with you."
- ―The Exile
Atton met up with the Jedi Exile, who was FEMALE, ya dumb shits, on some weird rock place. Also there was a homicidal droid and an old bitch. Atton, the Exile, and Kreia then teamed up, fought the seriously fucked up droid, got on some crappy ship, fought an emo, got back a teeny midget droid, and left.
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