Advanced Recon Commando

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Advanced Recon Commando
Formation infomation
Founder

A dinosaur named Tyrannus Rex!

Location

Mel's Pub & Grill

Date of formation

17 BBY

Date of disband

0 BBY

Member description
Number of members

Way more than needed but too few to do any good

Names of members

Unknown

Average Species

Human Clone/Clown

Average Gender

Male

Personal information
Allies

Clone troopers

Enemies
  • Leftists
  • Rightists
  • Centrists
  • What the hey, everyone hated them.
Objectives

Make-a da droidies go BOOM! (Later changed to galactic championship charades and self demolition.)

Successes

None

Failures

Too many to count.

"If you need a job done, send 3 billion clone troopers, a bunch of clone commandos, and no ARC troopers."
―Some Mandalorian guy

Advanced Recon Commandos, or ARC troopers, were complete and utter klutzes in the Grand Army of the Republic. They would spend most of their missions playing charades with one another or doing silly hand signals. The rest of the time they would spend randomly firing stupidly big guns at anywhere they chose, including their own troops. Known members include Lieutenant-Corporal Rambo and PFC Machiavelli. They also all look alike.

Their motto was, Semper Mort.